111 Things For Which I Am Grateful

1. Nivea

2. Dumb jokes & juvenile pranks

3. Garage door openers

4. Adjustable desk chairs

5. Allergy nasal spray

5. Cell phones

6. Cheaper gas

7. Honda for installing heated seats

8. Willow trees

9. Fenced yards

10. Leaves that change color

11. No chip nail polish

12. Tile floors

13. Good recipes

14. In house laundry rooms

15. Hydrogen peroxide

16. Incubus

17. Starbucks mocha lattes

18. Papillons

19. My mom

20. Monopoly

21. Up Yours

22. Nancy Grace

23. Animal shelter volunteers

24. Luke’s wit

25. Coffee in all its forms

26. Informed & knowledgable locals

27. Genetics

28. Gleem toothpaste

29. Lifelong friends

30. Sisters

31. Ion hair color

32. Chapstick

33. Ipods

34. Patience and understanding

35. Good grammar

36. Wide width shoes

37. All the wells that are Green

38. Brothers who will learn

39. Door dispensing ice

40. John Grisham and Dean Koontz

41. Border collie mixes

42. My dad

43. Tweezers

44. The mute button

45. Finance companies

46. Indiglo watches

47. Jumbo

48. Aldi

49. Waterfalls

50. Woman’s intuition

51. Open windows

52. Accuview contact lenses

53. Sushi chefs

54. Greeting cards in the mail

55. Colorful flowers from Buy Low

56. Scarecrows

57. Countrywide home mortgages

58. My childhood

59. Budget truck rental

60. Undying loyalty

61. Reese’s peanut butter cups

62. Steve Carrell

63. Game nights

64. Parody songs

65. Swain’s ex girlfriend

66. White, orange & white, black & white, and grey tabby cats

67. Dartboards at Sportstown

68. Apple orchards

69. Southwest Airlines

70. Birth control

71. Acoustic guitars

72. My last job

73. Compassionate veterinarians

74. Limewire

75. Santa Claus suits

76. Singer sewing machines

77. Backyard patio sets

78. First dates

79. Ikea

80. Vivid dreams

81. Hurricanes losing strength upon hitting land

82. Banana Nut Crunch

83. Stainless steel cookware sets

84. Presidential 2-term limits

85. Train rides

86. My exes

87. Gunts & butterfaces

88. Key West sunsets

89. Kinos

90. Deaf ancestors

90. Mopeds

91. Random acts of goofiness

92. Dimmer switches

93. Satellite radio

94. Finding shapes in clouds

95. Two story houses

96. Letting go & not giving up

97. My right to choose

98. Clotting platelets

99. Adrenaline rushes

100. DVRs

101. People magazine

102. Awards shows

103. Vertigo medicine

104. Low cost gym memberships

105. My distaste of alcohol

106. Hugs and kisses

107. Playing the “shade”

108. The power of denial

109. Electric shavers

110. Not being afraid to love

111. the.luke.ass

4 Responses so far »

  1. 1

    Allison said,

    Wow. I think your list just kicked my list’s butt. Secretly, you must have read my mind when you typed #’s 8, 11, 15, 35, 43, 61, 82, and 101. Especially #43…a major obsession of mine.

    Right? So few things are more therapeutic than an empty house, a magnifying mirror, a good pair of tweezers and 30 minutes.

  2. 2

    Matt said,

    Very nice. Oh, and 1 more thing…KABLAM!
    That really has no meaning.

    Ahhhh bushhhh

  3. 3

    Billy said,

    Oh wow! What a great list! I’m glad you said Nancy Grace. I was going to add it to my list but….I’m glad you said it. BTW, who is that weird looking female prosecutor with the over animated mouth? You know who I am talking about? I am not thankful for her. She angers me.

    Thanks and welcome back! I love love love people who anger other people (a la Howard Stern.) It’s the sadist in me.

  4. 4

    Luke said,

    I never did get around to doing this one, and for that, I am thankful.


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