About
I’m a California native, raised in Florida, living in Indiana (I just noticed I like states ending in “a”.) I’m a new homeowner. Movies and music are my passions. Animals of all shapes and sizes deserve the same treatment as humans. Cilantro, liver and okra are gross. I’m deathly afraid of bridges and flying over large water masses. My parents are the coolest people to have ever walked the earth. I’m a novice of many things, but expert of nothing. I’ve never had a cavity. My ultimate occupational goal in life is to win the lottery. There are few things more entertaining than people watching. Persistence pays off. Optometrists are demon spawn. I love uncomfortable silences and situations. A good laugh is like bottled sunshine. Give someone enough rope and they’ll eventually hang themselves. I believe in ghosts, unicorns, good men and other mythical creatures. I like the smell of gasoline and white out. My head is full of an enormous amount of very useless information. This is my first blog. I’m free of prejudices; I hate everyone equally. I often daydream what my funeral will be like and who’ll show up. I get seasick on land. Death before public speaking. People have criticized me for being too cynical or negative, I just think I’m a realist.
Luke said,
August 24, 2008 @ 1:25 am
You say you are an expert of nothing, but I’d say you’re an expert tooth-brusher considering the fact that you’ve never had a cavity. Also, I never knew that you think I am a mythical creature.
birdpress said,
August 26, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
My fiance is also an incredibly talented musician and songwriter, and has yet to write me a song either! What is it with these guys?
Maybe you can post about how to enjoy uncomfortable silences and situations, because I could sure use that advice.
lupusranting said,
December 1, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
We have some stuff in common! I have the same weirdness with bridges and being land sick! Okra is an evil vegetable. And music is a big deal
Found your blog on Peter Parkour’s site, and will stop by from time to time to say hi!
Thanks for stopping by! Okra is just wrong in all kinds of ways.